Probably due to us climbing up the evolutionary scale while you guys were still climbing to the tops of trees.
If it wasn't for the help of us guys, you guys would still be in the treetops, crapping on the lower branches and wondering why they were so slippery.
When the first of your guys fell from slippery branches, we gave you the gift of fire and the wheel. Course, we had to give you the wheel over and over before you understood that burning it did not make smoke rings in the fire.
Oscar Rat


